Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Not Everything is a Sex Toy

Dearest Husband,

It's not "a candle holder and dildo gift set." 
It's called a mortar and pestle.

Love,
The Ball and Chain

7 comments:

yvonne@attractedtoshinythings said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Jana said...

Sometimes I would like to put post it notes on my back for my husband, they would say, "Dear Husband, just because I am bending over reaching for things in which to make dinner does not mean that I am inviting you to hump my back."

Gia said...

I like his description better.

Selena said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
(literally, no bullshitting)

NellieVaughn said...

Maybe, but where can I get a candle holder and dildo gift set. I need it...for a friend.

Angie said...

I don't know who you are, but I happened upon this blog, and I'm a fan.

robin said...

I just found your blog... until moments ago I was feeling morose. Now I'm laughing my ass off. Keep it up, I've got a huge ass that needs to be worked off and no time for exercise!